Turn Your Instagram Into a Mini Website That Converts...
Whether You Show Up or Not
So when someone lands on your profile, they know exactly what you do, why it matters, and what to do next.
Make My Instagram Work for Me!
Are you getting the most out of your Instagram Grid?
The average Instagram post reaches just 3.5% of your followers. 🥴
Average lifespan of those posts you work so hard on? 48 hours. 😭
🎧 Meanwhile, your podcast episode from six months ago?
Still being discovered.
📝 Your blog post you worked so hard on?
Still showing up in Google searches and referenced by AI.
💌 Your email list? Still yours, forever, no algorithm required.
It's not you, it's the platform.
So here's the new plan:
Stop trying to beat the algorithm and make it irrelevant.
People DO land on your IG profile.
When someone tags you in a story, links to you in show notes, or tells a friend about you, those folks show up curious and ready to learn more.
Let's maximize your profile so they fall in love instantly.
You're not trying to go viral.
You're not trying to become an Instagram influencer.
You just want your profile to make a great first impression and guide people on what to do next when they find you.
And that's exactly what a Static 9 Grid does. 💥
If you're a solopreneur, a service provider, or have a small team, I'm guessing that...
Meet your new Instagram Superpower: The Static 9 Grid
Remember making mixed tapes? You'd work in some bangers, some B sides, a slow song, and really take the person on a journey. That's exactly what a Static 9 Grid is. 9 intentional posts that take anyone who lands on your profile on a journey straight to becoming a fan, a subscriber, or a client.
Clear. Cohesive. On brand. Working 24/7 whether you posted today or six months ago.
When someone finds you, they immediately know who you are, what you offer, and exactly where to go next. Your email list, your podcast, your offers, wherever you actually want them to go.
No new content required. No VA hours burned on graphics that disappear in 48 hours. Just a profile that does its job.
And here's what surprises people most: the process of figuring out what goes in your 9 spots ends up giving you clarity about your whole business, not just your grid.
Clients tell me all the time that they came for a pretty grid and left knowing exactly what they want to be known for and where they want to take their business. It's kind of a bonus I didn't plan for but now I'm obsessed with. 😊
Kate Spencer
Author
Deanna totally got me and what I was trying to convey.
This works for you wherever you're at with Instagram.
Posting reels, sharing stories, sending DMs, those can bring in new people and create connection! Your grid is just what converts them when they arrive.
Still active and loving it
Showing up out of obligation
You post because you feel like you have to. When your profile is strategic it still converts even when you’re not posting consistently.
You want to step back without disappearing completely. Your grid holds down the fort and keeps your profile looking active while you focus on the platforms you actually love.
Ready to mostly ghost it
No matter which one you are, the outcome is the same:
An insanely strategic profile that tells your story, points people to your offers, and works for your business around the clock. 🥰
When someone clicks your ad, they check your profile to see if you're legit. A scattered or confusing grid can kill the conversion. Your Static 9 Grid makes sure every click counts.
Running Paid Ads to Grow
Make My Instagram Work for Me!
Dachelle McVey
Homeschool Curriculum Creator
Now I just share a story when I feel like it, and it's fun again.
I have a flashing billboard for my business now.
I get it… it feels like if you’re not constantly showing up, people will forget you exist.
But when your grid is set up to do its job…
You don’t need to post to stay visible.
You don’t need to post to look active.
You don’t need to post to get new followers.
I log in maybe once or twice a week… and I’m still getting views, followers, and opportunities.
Because while I’m off doing literally anything else…
my profile is still working!
Worried you'll disappear if you stop posting?
Everything starts with a strategy session.
✨ Whatever else needs solving. Every business is different. If something's blocking your profile from converting, we'll find it.
Because a pretty grid that isn't built around YOUR specific offers and goals is just decoration. So before any design happens, we get your plan locked in. 🔒
Static 9 Grid Strategy Session · $147
A 45-minute 1:1 call where we build your complete grid strategy together. You fill out a short intake form beforehand, I come prepared with ideas already cooking, and we spend 45 minutes figuring out exactly what goes in your 9 spots and why.
What we cover during your 1:1 call...
Your #1 conversion goal
What do you actually want people to DO when they land on your profile? We figure this out first so your whole grid points to it.
Your complete grid plan
Which offers, content, and calls to action deserve a spot and exactly how to position them.
Because the whole point of a Static 9 Grid is to get them off Instagram and to where you want them
Your link in bio strategy
Still wanna show up in stories? We'll connect them back to your grid. Not showing up? No worries... we'll build a plan that actually works for YOUR life.
Instagram Stories strategy
Already done the free planner or the $47 Robot Buddies? Bring it!
We'll review it on the call and build from there. 🤖
Make My Instagram Work for Me!
Penelope Lane
Coach, YouTuber, and Podcaster
Deanna translated me and my business in such a spot-on way… I feel confident this will inspire people to connect with me.
How it works:
After you book you'll get a short intake form about your business, your offers, and your goals. The more you share, the more prepared I come.
1. Book and fill out a quick form
I review your form, your website, your current IG before our call and show up with ideas ready. We're not starting from scratch, we're strategizing from minute one.
2. I do my homework
Real conversation. We screenshare, dig into your business, and build your grid strategy live. You'll feel it click.
3. We spend 45 minutes building your plan together
A clear, specific strategy you can DIY with the Robot Buddies, or bring back to me to build out. The plan is yours no matter what happens next.
4. You leave with a complete plan
Kayce Hodos
Therapist and Coach for Overwhelmed Moms
People find me and immediately sign up for my private podcast, which adds them to my newsletter too!
Hey, I'm Deanna. 👋
Graphic designer. Anti-Algorithm Strategist, and business owner who goes months without showing up on Instagram and is still getting new followers, new clients, and podcast invites.
I've had a Static 9 Grid since fall of 2022 and I'm still in love with it. I've built them for business owners across a ton of niches and every single time, the strategy conversation is the best part.
Bring your messy notes, your half-baked ideas, or just yourself and we'll plan this thing together! 😊
What clients are saying. 💬
- Phoebe Gavin, Career Coach
I wanted a solution that would allow me to put my best foot forward on the grid without a ton of maintenance so I could focus on the content I loved creating.
I was worried about how we'd cram so much information into such a small space, but once I saw the first draft I knew it was going to work perfectly. It was kind of magical.
My Instagram had been dormant for a long time...
- Natalie Ash, Business Operations Consultant
so I’m thankful that I can feel confident but not feel the pressure of having to keep up with it all the time.
I love that it's a set it and forget it little mini website that gives people all the information that I need them to have. It looks professional and I feel great about sending people to my Instagram account now.
Social media is not a priority for me in my life or business...
- Kiri Rawson, Playful Empowerment Coach
I had formal stuff about what my ideal customer wanted and who she was and what I was gonna do, but she was able to take that information and turn it into something fun and exciting and that attracted people to it and wasn't all stuffy.
When I saw the graphics and I saw the pictures she picked out of my nine grid, I was like, “That's brilliant! That's exactly what I wanted!”
Deanna was able to really capture the spirit of my brand.
- Lara Buelow, That Moxie Life
This is just so fun!!! And I'm like finally getting my message across in a way that's sweet and funny!
I really feel like working with Deanna even in such a short period of time has really shifted my perspective and felt impactful in a way that I have been looking for for a very long time.
Deanna's work has made me love myself more...
- Mara Sievers, Pilates Encyclopedia
So for me, being able to focus on blog posts or just good quality content and not even having to work on Instagram is just a huge weight off my back.
And to my surprise, I still get new followers. There didn’t seem to be any reduction in how many new followers I get every week or every month. Which is exciting!
I'm not an influencer...
She has fabulous ideas, is open to feedback, and is great at communicating efficiently as projects develop. She's fun and brings a playful yet professional presence to everything we've worked on together.
Her work keeps me consistent with creating content and brand assets to use with clients and in my marketing.
- Raina Willick, Leadership Coach
Deanna is amazing at capturing the spirit of my brand...
- Laura Rees, Brand Strategist
She's a level above the type of design professionals who just make things "look nice." Plus, she's just so much fun to work with and be around. I look forward to meetings with her!
Everything she touches makes my business look more legit. I never have to put out any marketing materials I'm not proud to show off.
Deanna brings smart thinking to everything she does.
The plan from our call is yours to keep, no matter what.
Here's what most people do with it:
After your session, you have options.
No pressure either way.
The session is genuinely valuable on its own. 💖
🎨 Have me build it out
If you want a fully designed grid that’s strategic and ready to go, I’ve got you. And your strategy fee is applied toward your custom design so you’re already partway there.
(starting at $997)
🤖 Use the system and DIY
If you’d rather build it yourself, you can use the Static 9 Grid System with the Robot Buddies and Canva templates. Some folks start here, some use it after our call to bring their plan to life. ($47)
Kate Sage
Executive Functioning Coach
I met with another EF coach who said, 'I love your Instagram! I can look at it and tell right away exactly what you do.'
Book Your Strategy Session
- Pre-call intake form so I come prepared
- 45-minute strategy call on Zoom
- Your complete Static 9 Grid plan
- Link-in-bio strategy
- IG Stories strategy if applicable
- Clear next steps, no pressure on what comes after
$147 · 45 minutes · 1:1 with Deanna
I'm ready to strategize my grid
Grab The Static 9 Grid System for just $47 and handle the strategy and captions yourself. It even comes with Canva templates and video walkthroughs so you can design your own posts too!
Rather DIY it?
Quick Answers...
Bring it! We'll review it together and make sure it's set up to convert. The Robot Buddies are great at helping you plan and write captions, but there's nothing like having a human with years of experience look at your specific business and say "yes, that's going to work" or "let's tweak this one thing." That's what this session is for.
What if I already created my own plan?
Yes! Here's why: even if you already have a plan, I need to understand your business, your goals, and your vision before I start designing. The strategy session is how we make sure we're completely aligned before I touch a single graphic. And your $147 strategy session fee is applied to your designs, so it’s a win-win!
Do I have to book a strategy session before hiring you to design my graphics?
We'll look at it together and figure out what's working, what could be sharper, and whether a refresh or a full rebuild makes more sense. No judgment, grids evolve! 😊 Past clients... Reach out directly about a refresh. Your path looks a little different because we've worked together before!
What if I already have a grid I sort of like?
Especially for you. The whole point is a grid that works even when you're not.
I barely post. Is this still for me?
Custom Static 9 Grids start at $997. But your $147 will be applied to any custom design or caption work booked within 30 days of your call.And don’t stress about that, we'll talk through your best next step on our call.
How much does a full grid design cost?
Yes, I do those too! We can talk through options on our call and you'll never be pressured into anything you don't need!
What about captions and carousels?
Click the button, complete your purchase, and you'll get your intake form right away. Easy peasy! 🎉
How do I book?
$147 to Nail Down Your Strategy & Get Started!
Your grid should be working harder than you are.
Let's make sure it is.
I'm ready to strategize my grid
If you still want to post regularly, and just want to clean up the top of your profile and make a stronger first impression...
You might want to start with your 3 pinned posts instead.
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