Turn Your Instagram Into a Mini Website That Converts...
Whether You Show Up or Not
So when someone lands on your profile, they know exactly what you do, why it matters, and what to do next.
Escape the Instagram Pressure!
Are you getting the most out of your Instagram Grid?
The average Instagram post reaches just 3.5% of your followers. 🥴
Average lifespan of those posts you work so hard on? 48 hours. 😭
🎧 Meanwhile, your podcast episode from six months ago?
Still being discovered.
📝 Your blog post you worked so hard on?
Still showing up in Google searches and referenced by AI.
💌 Your email list? Still yours, forever, no algorithm required.
It's not you, it's the platform.
So here's the new plan:
Stop trying to beat the algorithm and make it irrelevant.
People DO land on your IG profile.
When someone tags you in a story, links to you in show notes, or tells a friend about you, those folks show up curious and ready to learn more.
Let's maximize your profile so they fall in love instantly.
You don't need to go viral to get clients.
You're not trying to become an Instagram influencer.
You just want your profile to make a great first impression and guide people on what to do next when they find you.
And that's exactly what a Static 9 Grid does. 💥
If you're a solopreneur, a service provider, or have a small team, I'm guessing that...
Meet your new Instagram Superpower: The Static 9 Grid
Remember making mixed tapes? You'd work in some bangers, some B sides, a slow song, and really take the person on a journey. That's exactly what a Static 9 Grid is. 9 intentional posts that take anyone who lands on your profile on a journey straight to becoming a fan, a subscriber, or a client.
Clear. Cohesive. On brand. Working 24/7 whether you posted today or six months ago.
When someone finds you, they immediately know who you are, what you offer, and exactly where to go next. Your email list, your podcast, your offers, wherever you actually want them to go.
No new content required. No VA hours burned on content that disappear in 48 hours. Just a profile that does its job.
And here's what surprises people most: the process of figuring out what goes in your 9 spots ends up giving you clarity about your whole business, not just your grid.
Clients tell me all the time that they came for less social media and left knowing exactly what they want to be known for and where they want to take their business. It's kind of a bonus I didn't plan for but now I'm obsessed with. 😊
Kate Spencer
Author
"I already feel more free knowing I do not have to be constantly adding to my grid, and that there is something informative and nice to look at there for when people search me up."
This works for you wherever you're at with Instagram.
Posting reels, sharing stories, sending DMs, those can bring in new people and create connection! Your grid is just what converts them when they arrive.
Still active and loving it
Showing up out of obligation
You post because you feel like you have to. When your profile is strategic it still converts even when you’re not posting consistently.
You want to step back without disappearing completely. Your grid holds down the fort and keeps your profile looking active while you focus on the platforms you actually love.
Ready to mostly ghost it
No matter which one you are, the outcome is the same:
An insanely strategic profile that tells your story, points people to your offers, and works for your business around the clock. 🥰
When someone clicks your ad, they check your profile to see if you're legit. A scattered or confusing grid can kill the conversion. Your Static 9 Grid makes sure every click counts.
Running Paid Ads to Grow
Escape the Instagram Pressure!
Dachelle McVey
Homeschool Curriculum Creator
"Now I just share a story when I feel like it, and it's fun again.
I have a flashing billboard for my business now."
I get it… it feels like if you’re not constantly showing up, people will forget you exist.
But when your grid is set up to do its job…
You don’t need to post to stay visible.
You don’t need to post to look active.
You don’t need to post to get new followers.
I log in maybe once or twice a week… and I’m still getting views, followers, and opportunities.
Because while I’m off doing literally anything else…
my profile is still working!
Worried you'll disappear if you stop posting?
Erin Lingo
Embodied Leadership Coach
"I went back and forth on the personal value of IG, let alone how much effort was worth putting into posting. Now I have a presence on IG if someone finds me there, and knowing they'll be directed to the essence of my work and then to actually connect with me feels great."
What's Included...
An easy planning sheet to map out your entire grid strategy in nine strategic posts that will move people to your offers
Choose to use the AI prompt or an Old School Worksheet to help turn your current bios, landing pages, podcast descriptions, or brain dump rambles into captions
Canva Templates + video walkthroughs to help you create your grid graphics in a way that feels fun and creative
Bea Bobbin
Professional Organiser & Certified Decluttering Coach
"I absolutely loved this training — it's unbelievable value for the price and has brought me sooooo much chill about showing up on IG now."
Hey, I'm Deanna. 👋
Graphic designer. Anti-Algorithm Strategist, and business owner who goes months without showing up on Instagram and is still getting new followers, new clients, and podcast invites.
I've had a Static 9 Grid since fall of 2022 and I'm still in love with it. I've built them for business owners across a ton of niches and every single time, I am amazed at how beautifully everything comes together.
It feels like more than just "less Instagram" it ends up being a real clarity moment for people's businesses! 😊
Elle R.
Brand Strategist
“I was able to ride a dopamine wave and complete my entire grid in like 2 days! It took the second-guessing out so I knew what I was creating would actually work.”
The DIY Static 9 Grid System
- Easy Static 9 Grid Planner
- AI Caption Writing Prompt
- Old School Caption Worksheet for Non-Robot Enthusiasts
- Large Grid Collage-Style Canva Template
- Individual Post Canva Templates
- Carousel Ideas Canva Templates
- Video Walkthroughs
Plus...
⭐ BONUS: "Check out my Archives" Canva Template
One purchase. Nine posts.
A profile that works like a mini-website 24/7.
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- Easy Static 9 Grid Planner
- AI Caption Writing Prompt
- Old School Caption Worksheet for Non-Robot Enthusiasts
- Large Grid Collage-Style
Canva Template - Individual Post Canva Templates
- Carousel Ideas Canva Templates
- Video Walkthroughs
Plus...
⭐ BONUS: "Archives" Canva Templates
Kayce Hodos
Therapist and Coach for Overwhelmed Moms
"People find me and immediately sign up for my private podcast, which adds them to my newsletter too!"
Quick Answers...
It's built around what works best on Instagram, with templates sized to match. Once your 9 posts are created, you can repurpose them anywhere.
Is this only for Instagram?
No, but you do need to have access to Canva. The Canva templates and walkthroughs are intentionally simple and flexible. You don’t need design experience to use them or customize them to your brand. I was an art teacher for over a decade so you'll be in good hands!
Do I need to be good at design?
You’ll get immediate access through ThriveCart Learn after checkout, with instructions sent to your email.
How do I access it after purchase?
Your grid should be working harder than you are.
Let's make sure it is.
Not exactly. The Static 9 Grid System is all the tools, templates, and video support you need to accomplish the goal of planning and building your Instagram Static 9 Grid. There are no long lessons or homework... you use the pieces as needed to get to the goal.
Is this a course or a training?
Yes! I do custom grids! They start at $997. All my custom clients start with a quick marketing chat, you can book one here.
Can you just make it for me instead?
This comes with templates for those too! Ideas for sharing testimonials, talking about your offers, sharing where you've been featured and more!
What about Carousels?
Nope! The AI prompt is for folks who like to work with robots. The planning sheet and Canva templates work completely on their own.
Do I have to use AI to do this?
Because this is a digital tool with instant access, all sales are final.
Please read through the page and make sure it feels like a good fit before purchasing.
Do you offer refunds?
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